Even though it’s nowhere near Christmas, that hasn’t stopped Bill Nose from stealing valuables in local neigborhoods. On October 15, 2025, a local man by the name Bill Nose was found stuck in a chimney dressed as Santa Clause trying to burgle a wealthy household. He was later arrested for possession of stolen items in the back of his pickup truck. Police suggested that he’s been doing this for quite some time.

When asked by the judge about how long he’d been doing this, he replied by saying, “About three weeks.”

Bill was also questiond if he had any family he could talk to in order to testify Nose’s actions. “I don’t have any family no more. You see when my mother and brother were coming home from Egypt, their plane crashed in the Atlantic and got eaten by sharks. My father on the other hand was in Arizona visiting the Grand Canyon, and he fell off a cliff. But after his fall, a piano was dropped on his head.”

Bill was later sentenced to the county jail for 8 months along with the stolen items returning to their rightful places, eBay.

Shortly after Nose’s arrival to jail, he started a riot with his cellmates demanding beer for lunch.

The men were separated and Bill Nose’s actions led him to go back to court. He said he was sorry, but he also confessed some other unsolved cases he was involved such as the St Patrick’s Day Prowler, Easter Thief, and the Monkey Man.

More context on Monkey Man: he released vicious monkeys out of the zoo. Since he’s too dangerous for the outside world, he will be executed by being hanged on October 23.