The president was taking a vacation to California to get a good tan and good food. He drove to the dock to get on a boat, but something felt off. He told his bodyguards that he had a feeling and in response, they pulled over to check the car’s surroundings.

“I haven’t even got on the boat yet,” the president said in an annoyed tone.  As they started to drive off, a fire truck sped past the motorcade.  A huge ship was on fire and not just one fire truck passed, but nineteen. “Well, I guess it’s not my boat!” the president said with a sigh of relief.

As the cars pulled up to the cruise ship, four policemen walked toward the car to escort him on the boat and in his room. Once the president was in his room, the ship crew let civilians on the boat.  They pushed and shoved to get on the boat.  As the president watched, he grew suspicious about the people pushing.

When the boat left the marina, the people were coming around the deck of the boat. When the president stepped out of his room, he walked to the elevator to get some dinner. The doors were closing until a man stopped the doors from closing and stepped in. The man looked at the president and said, “Hey, you’re that president dude!”

The president said, “Yes…I am?”  in a questioning tone.

The man said, “Dude, my name is Chris and I like to surf!” and the president said in return,”Fits the profile.”

As  the president walked out of the elevator, Chris said, “See ya later dude,” with energy and excitement.  The president waved back and went to the cafe to get a coffee. When he got his drink, he walked toward the window and looked out to see the moonlit sky filled with stars. The president walked up to his room and went to bed.

At 02:00 p.m., the president woke up to a big bang downstairs. He sprung up and went downstairs to check it out. Chris was there, standing over a body with two other people.

“What happened here?” the president asked the people.

“I woke up to gunshots and I opened the door to a dead body” the women said in a worried tone.  The other man stood there quietly.  The FBI that was on the boat ran to the scene of the murder.

“Whoa, dude, that’s a lot of cops,” Chris said with energy.  As the investigation was under way, the president had a strong suspicion that it was the silent man.  The president walked over to him, but the man punched him in the jaw!

The president didn’t go down and tackled the guy down the stairs and into the elevators. The FBI gave chase downstairs into the elevator to arrest the man.

After the criminal was detained, the president relaxed in his room. “I still have a long way to California!”