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Chocolate, the real cow

Chocolate, the real cow

Once upon a time there was a cow named Chocolate. She was a cow that could live forever and get what she wanted when she asked for it. Chocolate even had an unlimited amount of money.

Anyway, Chocolate had an owner whose name was Darren. Darren is a robot who doesn’t sleep or eat but he is Chocolate’s personal chef. Whenever Chocolate wants a steak or chicken, then Darren has to make it for him.

Chocolate’s daily scedule consists of waking up, taking a shower, blow drying her hair, eating breakfast, then she goes and takes a nap for however long she likes. When she wakes up, her chauffeur Darren takes her wherever she pleases.

Chocolate likes to take many vacations and she even likes to show herself at fairs. One of her most memorable vacations was when she went to Mars. She ate a lot of different kinds of food that she normally wouldn’t have had on Earth. She has enjoyed every vacation and made sure to have the most fun that she could so that way she would have something to remember later on in life.

She has also shown herself many times at many different fairs. She has placed most unique in most of her shows as she doesn’t have someone to show her because her chauffeur doesn’t quite understand how to show. Even though she could probably reprogram it, that’s too much work for her.

Chocolate is about 100 years old now and has had many awesome vacations and she even remembers all of them because she has really good memory. Therefore, she still has many more vacations, road trips to go on, and plenty more shows to go to.

Lastly, Chocolate has had a great life, but unfortunately, Darren the robot has run out of batteries and has officially died, so from now on she has to figure out a way to live life to the fullest until she can figure out how to use a phone and buy herself a new robot. Until then she will have to figure out how to cook food and drive herself places.

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