“Due to me being of a civilized world and I enjoy the delicacies in life I add the cereal THEN the milk… unlike that barbarian.” – Logan
“Milk is always first, and really anyone who says otherwise should seriously go to some sort of therapy or a mental institution. Like seriously, you wait for the liquid to soak in? Why not pour in little amounts at a time ON THE MILK to have a perfectly wet cereal?” -Sylas
“The thought of milk first is in and of itself a barbaric thought, but the idea of keeping your box of cereal out for seconds or thirds due to you having less in your bowl compared to mine… is simply beneath me.” – Logan
“My opponent seems to be out of his mind, probably has already taken my advice maybe once or twice in the past, I bet he’s one of the people who DRINKS the milk afterwards! Gross…” -Sylas
“It seems this barbarian has weak bones. My mother always told me the milk makes you big and strong. It seems you should take the advice, noodle arms.” – Logan
“My mommy said I have REALLY strong bones, I actually have very strong bones, so for you to even say that is absolutely abhorrent. Why don’t you say that to me personally?”
“It seems this barbarian is not only frail but simply… misguided in his uncultured ways; and to think I once considered him… a friend” – Logan
“Why you little–” -Sylas
*Awe, is the little barbarian gonna cry?* – Logan
“Yes, yes I will, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” -Sylas
“Haha, with your demeanor and all that abhorrent hair, you’re no more civilized than a simple Sasquatch.” – Logan
“I’ve got hair, you don’t. That’s a big thing coming from you Mr. BALDY.” -Sylas (The Sasquatch)
“Take… that… back… you imbecile.” – Logan (The Bald)
“Nuh uh” – Sylas
*starts crying* “You… buffoon! To think we used to be friends… you know I liked my hair.” – Logan (the Sad)
“Are we done being mean to each other now? I’m hungry.” – Sylas (The Hungry)
“Yeah wanna go eat some cereal?” – Logan (The Still Sad)
“I was thinking more like… McDonald’s?” – Sylas (The Still Hungry)
“Yeah, I don’t really like cereal anyway. Too much sugar. I’d rather have fake meat.” – Logan (The also Hungry)
